At the moment this terrestrial nectar collided with membrane of my porous tongue I could feel a starry, crystalline freshness pervade my entire mortal frame. It was as if, in a single product, the quarrel between mind and matter - once harmonious in the thought and poetry of the ancients but shattered by modern industry and dogma - was annhilated. The struggle between spirit and history resolved itself, it was as if Minerva herself had endowed me with her helmet of wisdom, I, catapulted into the eternal harmonious music of the spheres. Sweet ambrosia tenderly closed my eyelids that evening, and I awoke to see the absolute unity of nature and the arbitrary and comic affairs of human life. What before was tragedy seemed to me now a laughable display of desperate and endearing, slight errors of our human race. And this was but a meager single dose! As I persisted in my convenient regime dictated on the lovely marker of technological reproduction that is the label of these modest and tender bottles, I was no longer distraught at my plight as a modern man. Indeed, I was no longer plagued by repetitious life of 5am runs, icebaths, and grass-fed beef. The air at these heights of the mind, which, once having achieved after innumerable doses of caffeine and cigarettes (the working man's relief and the darling of those who pour over letters), was no longer thin as it had been - where once only fresh and thin as the great soaring heights of the mind are described by the romantic - was now clean, AND easy to breathe. I no longer see my life as a contradiction - enjoying the bourgeiois nihilistic repetition of skincare regimes and cycling with my buddies from international finance (how stale our conversations get, if only they had read a single section from Ovid!) while at once demanding what is now the libertine decadence of high-culture, my only escape, and so individual, so anti-social! - I can now see the fragment of the eternal in every vapid repetition, every shadow in this cave, this cafe of modern life! It is as if I have been plunged into a telecommunications network with nature itself, as if plugged into the rhizomatic life of the mycelium, with no cords (you don't even need an internet connection to purchase these products, they exist in those little kitsch geographically constrained stalls of Westfield, how endearing!). The flavour, the packaging (as a gift, its perfect!), the effects, only precipate a mechanically reproduced harmony that can only be summised in the Romantic sublime, breaking through the limits of my imagination and uniting me with the terrestrial world-spirit, unity of mind, body, matter! I have only experienced this unity but once, when high on ketamine, I heard played Handel's Concerto Grosso, Op. 6: No.2 in F Major, in the company of Thai escorts I had flown out to my holiday home on the shores of Marseilles after finishing my favourite Houllebecq novel and selling my American oil shares in exchange for Russian ones of the same object while the US decided to publicly side with Israel (if the rhetoric fails for Ukraine support - need I mention aside from the middle East this is the major location of fossil fuel management for the princes of liberty? - then indeed we may be living under an international regime dictated by those who closely follow Modhi and Putin). Apologies, this stuff is so strong I cannot but help turn my mind to more abstruse and important matters of dialectical analysis, of which has been improved so strongly I need not even postulate a proposition in order to negate its opposite in order to attain a synthesis of ideas. Enjoy this product just as I have, and you will see the sublime fruits of the mind ripen. Thank you mushify.
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