I was just sitting in my car in a Chicago parking lot, engine off, staring at nothing, trying to convince myself to get out. Windy, loud, someone honking for no reason, classic Chicago vibes. I didn’t even remember why I parked there anymore, I just knew I didn’t want to move. So I grabbed my phone to kill time, like I always do when I’m procrastinating life. Next thing I see? Boom. Account’s up about 7% for the month. I actually laughed. Like, full-on laugh, alone in my car, windows fogged up a little. Probably looked unwell. Some guy walking past with a cart stopped and stared at me like I was having a moment. Honestly? He wasn’t wrong. But I didn’t care at all. This thing has been doing around 5–9% depending on the month, and the wild part is I don’t do anything. No checking charts, no stressing, no clicking buttons. I’m literally just sitting in traffic, waiting in parking lots, existing and it’s working in the background. I check it when I’m bored, or stuck somewhere, or avoiding going inside a store. It’s way calmer than anything else in my day. Chicago is loud, people are aggressive, weather’s mad for no reason… but this? This just sits there and grows. If my actual job was this relaxed, I swear I’d never be tired again. Might even enjoy grocery shopping. Okay maybe not, but still feels like a small win every time I look.
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