oceanterminal.com

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2.3 Based on 6 reviews

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Morven Walker
Ocean Terminal - A Dystopian Car Parking Escape Room

Ocean Terminal? More like Ocean Eternal Parking Quest.Firstly, the “easy access” is clearly part of an immersive dystopian driving simulator. It took me 30 minutes to find the car park. Thirty. Minutes. I’m fairly sure I circled Leith Shore enough times to qualify as public transport. If Leith is trying to reduce emissions, congratulations — I’ve just used my entire week’s carbon allowance looking for somewhere to abandon my vehicle.And the trams. Oh, the trams. Dodging trams was NOT on my driving test. At one point I felt like I was in a low-budget post-apocalyptic film where the main character’s only goal is survival and maybe a parking space.By the time I finally parked (somewhere in what I believe is technically Fife), I’d aged three years and lost the will to shop.Lovely waterfront though. Would admire it again. On foot. From a safe distance. Shame businesses and the Royal Yacht are losing business due to the poor upkeep and signage directing customers into the building.

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Date of experience: Feb 20, 2026

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