grammassausages.com

4.9
4.9 Based on 127 reviews

Gender-affirming prosthetics hand-made with love from a Grandma with a hormone imbalance...

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K.A.C.
I am very satisfied with my sausage

I am very satisfied with my sausage! It is exactly as on the website, or maybe even a little better. It is a really good website, good information, and fantastic humor! There is nothing negative to say about the service - good service! I also think the price is good, or maybe even cheap. And I think it is a huge plus that the sausages can also be sent to other countries! These are some good sausages, and there are many to choose from. You are almost bombarded with "thank you" when you order, and I just want to take this opportunity to say, no THANK YOU! It is you who make a difference for us!

5
Date of experience: Aug 19, 2025
ghosty
only had it for three hours and already my fav

received my sausage today, and it's already my absolute favourite. if you want a packer with a realistic look *and* texture, do yourself a favour and get one of Gramma's F3+ sausages. on top of that, the owner is super nice, communicative, helpful, and chill - he made a new subtype of one of the existing packers for a couple of people including myself, and it's so awesome to ask a question and get the immediate feedback of "hey, you're actually not the first to ask for that, and you know what, maybe I'll take this as my sign to finally do it" - and then he does it. the exact thing you asked for. and it turns out amazing. sure, Gramma can't make any old alteration for every single person, but this is very nice for a change compared to [looking at some other, far bigger, far older packer companies] dozens of people asking for something for actual years and when a change is finally made it's often underwhelming. especially considering that, afaik, the owner runs the whole business on his own. hats off, honestly. if you've been considering getting a sausage from Gramma - do it, you won't regret it.

5
Date of experience: Aug 02, 2025
Ari Grantham
Sausages hot off the grill!

Just received my order of 2 sausages. 1-Pack and 1-play, of course. Typically don’t leave reviews but I couldn’t contain myself. I’ve bought units from all of these companies over 10 years. Most you can make do with yet nothing encompassed all my wants/needs but gramma, you nailed it! ** excellent customer service. email any question and they will happily work with you to answer all of your questions.** shipping came just as advertised. I knew it would take a couple of months because this is a hand painted prosthetic, those take time and I’m sure there is a long list of orders he is filling. Well worth the wait. **packer - beautiful paint job, I can’t believe it really matches my skin tone, unlike any other company that I’ve dealt with. The movement of the packer is very natural and has a little bounce to it on its own. very helpful that he has videos on Instagram and the website which show all of the movement and specs of the product. Very lightweight and texture is perfect. **the play - I got the currywurst . It’s a big boy, and not for everyone but it was spot on in design. Would love to see more upward leaning pack/play products as I feel this is more of the natural design. Easier to wear as it should be worn up/to side and not down. I haven’t even used this one yet and I think I’m gonna buy another one lol. The details in veins are fantastic. Very very well done. It’s a bit heavy, but that is expected for most play sausages definitely no complaints just an FYI.Again, I’ve spent thousands and thousands of dollars on trying products from different companies over 10 years. It usually is always something that they miss the mark on. Color is off, or feels unnatural. I can’t say that for these products, very happy with my purchase. This guy better be around for a long time because I don’t know what I’m gonna do if he stops making these! Not to mention the price, very, very reasonable in comparison to the other brands!

5
Date of experience: Jul 22, 2025
Great attention to detail of product

The color, texture, feel and look of the prosthesis is fantastic. My only issue is the tab could be wider and possibly thinner. Also would be nice to have option of ordering different diameter of hole on backside.

5
Date of experience: Jun 30, 2025
Joel
THE definition of euphoria

THE definition of euphoriaI got drisheen and liverwurst and they look even better in person!! The life-cast packers are a whole new level of realism combined with the tri-densty formula, I'm so happy with them, the euphoria is unmatched. I highly recommend!

5
Date of experience: Jun 21, 2025
BMcGoldielocks
Oscar Minor 3D STP is just right!

This is my 3rd STP from Gramma, and he’s absolutely perfect. The full 3D scrotum was important to me as well as the right shaft length to not be poking straight out in say gym shorts. Oscar Minor STP 3D with a Winkie is the best I’ve found out there after years of many other STP’s. Gramma and team are attentive to questions and updates. Can’t go wrong here.

5
Date of experience: Jun 20, 2025
Adrian G
Basic Formula Chupa & Smokey

I got the chupa chap and the lil Smokey in the basic formula. I bought them both to decide which model I wanted to invest in for the upgraded f3 formula. Right away I was surprised at the quality of the materials. The basic formula is surprisingly soft and very pleasant to pack with. I had a basic Vienna that I bought a few years ago but there has been a noticeable improvement since then. It smushes down pretty well in pants. The chupa leans a little to the left which really helps with my dysphoria as I’ve never found a packer that matches my phantom peen in that way. Though it has a tendency to flop around due to the balls being a little lopsided. Chupa is great in a harness, but not my everyday wear.The lil Smokey is aesthetically beautiful and stays in place perfectly. I actually cried when I put it in place because i felt like my several years long search for the perfect bulge had finally ended. I use a pouch and it just moves so perfectly with my body. When I stand up it falls perfectly in place and when I sit down, it slides up just a tad to sit in the exact position I need it to. Idk how, it almost feels like a miracle??? Never had a packer do this. I can’t wait to get the f3 version.THANK YOU GRAMMA!!

5
Date of experience: Jun 01, 2025
Grandma is great

Grandma's communication and customer service is great. And the products are beautiful and high quality. Best packers I've tried by far.

5
Date of experience: May 20, 2025
Dani Kirby
Incredible Experience. Thanks Gramma Andrew!

Today my little sausage magnets arrived. Upon opening and finding a couple little bonus items I had an overwhelming sense of gratitude and remembering that there are still businesses that care about people no matter how much or little they spend. It made me feel special in a way I forgot existed. So all that to say - thank you - and keep doing what you’re doing

5
Date of experience: Apr 14, 2025
Jens Ahlund
I am very very happy with my Kolby

I am very very happy with my Kolby! Unfortunately, my urethra is a little angled from athrophy and i have trouble bearing down at the moment, so using it as an STP will take mooonths of figuring out. But this is the most affirming packer I have ever had. The balls are nice and squishy, and the packer feels nice against my skin. Grandma also had made it witha defect and cared enough to reach out to let me know and also offer to throw in something extra or make a new one. I went with the extra briefs, and they fit nice. My boyfriend is a cis guy and genuinely thinks it looks real, it freaked him out a bit at first when I sent a pic of it by itself on my bed lol!

5
Date of experience: Mar 13, 2025

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