If you’ve ever dreamed of watching your waste take a scenic tour of your street before vanishing into the abyss of inefficiency, Greyhound Recycling is the service for you.Let’s be honest: they don’t so much collect rubbish as redistribute it. Every bin day is like a reverse magic show – you start with full bins, and somehow end up with more trash on the ground than you started with. It’s almost impressive. Like a twisted environmentalist's paradox: the more they come, the worse the street looks.Their trucks leave a trail of chaos in their wake, like metallic tumbleweeds of mismanagement, scattering recycling across driveways, gutters, and any available storm drain. If Greyhound had a motto, it should be: "Creating more mess so you don’t have to."Customer service? Imagine shouting into a landfill and hoping for a reply. Spoiler alert: the landfill is more responsive.In short, Greyhound Recycling isn’t so much helping the planet as giving it a nervous breakdown. 10/10 for irony, 0/10 for actual waste collection.Avoid if you value clean streets, competent service, or the concept of recycling itself.
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We are the fastest growing waste collection company in Dublin and collect waste from over 1,000,000 people. Greyhound has driven Ireland from the bottom of the European recycling table to the top with constant innovation and hard work.
