luminadrones.com

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Jordan Yerrell
Complete Joke of an Event

As someone else said, only giving one because you can’t give none. No Christmas stalls just a random tree plonked in a field, more toilets than stalls. Nothing Christmassy whatsoever just about a million heavily overpriced food stalls. £16 for one portion of fish and chips is ridiculous. The gift shop was a joke, a flashing elf hat for a tenner that looked like something off of Temu. Fairground rides were as expensive as you can imagine £5 each and to quote one of the ladies “the baby can get on but your all paying”. Absolutely appalling. Wasn’t allowed readmission to get my child paracetamol, forced to wait in the medical tent, I think they were the nicest people at the event. M/C had awful banter with CHILDREN and by awful I mean outright inappropriate, only spoke to little girls and even said “I’ve only spoken to girls I need a boy” then proceeded to walk past my boys and about 4 boys next to us and go straight to another little girl. Talking about the women he’s met in Kent? The warm up event was a joke with one of the women looking to her side to check she’s actually doing the moves right, middle one couldn’t sing if her life depended on it. Advertised as a sing along and all we got was 3 songs screeched at us and 3 women dancing out of time not knowing their own choreography. Notice how I haven’t even got onto the drone show yet, absolutely abysmal, 30 minutes late due to “technical issues” forcing us to wait in the freezing cold due to it being absolutely packed. The “drone show” if you can call it that, advertised as 600 drones lighting up the sky lasted 11 out of the 25 mins advertised and for those 11 minutes I could make out half a reindeer and an unfinished elf. Don’t even get me started on the “fire show” my wife and I stayed for a minute of it, the same 3 women came out. The lady in front of our section couldn’t keep her fire alight so kept on stopping, we called it a night, as did pretty much everyone. The audacity of the events team inviting everyone to stay till 9:30PM after that absolute shambles was laughable, stay and do what exactly? Take out a bank loan and get some cold food or go on some rusty rides? Or perhaps stand in an empty field? This event was so so poorly managed and my 7 year old could have put on a better show.Took us an hour to get out because the staffs idea of “controlling” traffic was standing in front of cars for a minute and then moving. Nowhere to even sit in the whole place which is astounding because you’d think with the lack of anything but food stalls they would have somewhere to sit at least to eat the overpriced food.They have truly messed up by ignoring the customers and refusing refunds. A lot of people are fuming that this has happened close to Christmas, shame on all of you for completely ruining what should have been a lovely Christmas evening to unite a-lot of people in music and awe.While sitting in the medical tent overheard a lady saying how they had no disabled facilities to deliver personal care. Absolutely disgusting.I hope you all reap what you sow and I hope people see sense instead of visiting this absolute joke of an event.

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Date of experience: Nov 30, 2025

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