I first heard about Neko in November 2024 when my mother thought about working there (she didn't). It sounded like such an innovative health tool that I eagerly joined the waiting list. Silly me, assuming “clients” might actually matter! Fast forward: nearly a year of absolute silence. Unless, of course, you’re a “wellness influencer” with a ring light then the red carpet gets rolled out and you’re in quicker than I can say #ad.Back in January 2025, I politely emailed for an update and was told, essentially: “Who knows? Time is a social construct anyway. We’ll let you know when we feel like it.” How inspiring! And so I waited. And waited. And waited. But hey at least I got to watch a steady stream of 20-something influencers parade Neko all over social media like it was Willy Wonka’s Golden Ticket! Spoiler: real customers apparently don’t get tickets.And now October 2025 rolls around, and guess what? Neko bombards me by messaging and emailing me and has suddenly decided that I’m worthy of a booking. How thoughtful! Except by this point, the only thing they’ve proven is that actual paying customers rank somewhere below hashtags and ring lights on their priority list.....So, my recommendation? If you’re an influencer, congratulations — you’ll love it here. If you’re just a regular person like me with money, integrity, and genuine health concerns, prepare to be treated like the side salad no one ordered! As for me, I’ll spend my cash with a company that doesn’t confuse marketing with medicine.
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The Neko Body Scan offers a thorough health check, like you've never experienced before. Using advanced technology, it scans millions of health data points in just a couple of minutes. We check and record every mole on your body, and we conduct a comprehensive examination of your heart and arterial tree for any signs of malfunction. We also include blood tests that provide essential insights into your overall health trajectory, concluding with a doctor's consultation to discuss your results. See more