So I bought a second Smart Plant Ivy. Why? Because the first one heroically sacrificed itself to a water leak, frying its electronics like it was auditioning for a role in a tragic sci-fi short film. I was sceptical, naturally—but my kids loved it, and I thought, “Hey, maybe lightning doesn’t strike twice.”Guess what? It does. The second one lasted just long enough to lull us into false hope before it, too, decided life was overrated and promptly died. Bravo.I reached out to support, sales, and anyone with an email address. The response? A masterclass in silence. Not even a courtesy auto-reply. Impressive.So here’s my heartfelt advice: unless you’re in the market for a glorified pot of dirt with a light-up death wish, steer clear. This isn’t a smart plant—it’s a smart fertiliser. And calling it “smart” is generous. Honestly, I’m baffled how something this poorly made came out of a country that gave us a famous electronics manufacturer. Somewhere, an engineer is weeping.Just a thought. Or maybe a cry for help.
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