My short lived corduroy trousersMore than 6 weeks after placing my order, my corduroy trousers arrived. When the package arrived I was full of glee at the thought of unwrapping my new purchase. I need not have been so excited and indeed my excitement soon exacerbated when I saw the quality of the trousers. Indeed my wife commented “golly, those trousers are thin” Undeterred I put them on and proudly wore them round the house for half an hour. After that time I felt a distinct breeze on my thigh and realised that the seam had split despite them being a loose fit!. To say I was disappointed was an understatement but not to be deterred I persevered. After another ten minutes or so I noticed a breeze on my other thigh. Lo and behold, that seam had gone up the kybosh too. Dear oh dear my trousers were falling apart. I was beginning to think I was an extra on the set of a western film as my trousers now resembled chaps. Horror of horrors, worse was to befall me when the seam along the posterior started to go south too. My trousers were literally falling off me and I hadn’t had them on for an hour yet!. My wife said that I looked like the cowboy in The Village People. That was enough for me and I took the offending items off and put them on the scarecrow in my garden. This morning I awoke to find that the scarecrow disappeared and left the offending trousers behind … no doubt disgusted for being made to wear this pile of crap. In summary, if you want a pair of corduroys that cost you £35, fall apart after an hour or so, are so thin that you may be done for indecent exposure and in short make you look like an absolute dick, then these may just be the trousers you’ve been waiting for. Enjoy them, their life is short!
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