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I’ve been a Hawkstonian for a while now, so my opinion may be biased, but this is bloody good beer and cider. I may try their other products very soon!
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The world of stouts is usually a depressing place. It’s a landscape populated by drinks that look like used engine oil and taste like a burnt radiator hose mixed with disappointment. Most of them are so thick you don’t drink them; you sort of... deploy them into your stomach, where they sit like a heavy, damp rug for three days.
But then, we have this: the Hawkstone Stout.
The Engineering
Under the bonnet, this isn't your standard, sluggish heavy-lifter. It’s been brewed using barley grown on a farm owned by a man who once tried to build a bridge out of sports cars. You’d expect it to be chaotic, then. You’d expect it to be bit "ambitious but rubbish."
It isn't. It’s a masterpiece of liquid engineering.
The Look: It’s blacker than a politician's soul, topped with a head so creamy it looks like it was applied by a professional plasterer.
The Torque: Unlike those watery "craft" stouts that have all the impact of a damp tissue, this has actual presence. There’s chocolate, there’s coffee, and there’s a distinct lack of that metallic "I’m drinking a penny" aftertaste.
The Speed: It goes down with a terrifying smoothness. It’s the brewery equivalent of a Bentley Mulsanne—heavy and substantial, yet somehow manages to do 150 mph without spilling your cufflinks.
The Verdict
Usually, when a celebrity puts their name on a bottle, it’s a cynical cash grab designed to fund a third divorce or a yacht in Monaco. But this? This is different. You can tell someone actually cared about the chemistry. It doesn't taste like "marketing"; it tastes like victory.
"It is, quite simply, the finest stout ever to enter a human face."
Some say, if you’re still drinking that mass-produced Irish stuff that tastes like cold Guinness-flavored water, you’re doing life wrong. Get a Hawkstone. It’s bold, it’s brilliant, and it’s got more character than a 1970s Alfa Romeo, without the constant threat of it breaking down on your tongue.
Final Score: Five stars. And on that bombshell, I’m going to have another one.
Organized a tasting for six individuals, three females and three males, aged between 40 and 82. Only one person enjoyed the IPA, while the others found the lager to be watery and lacking flavor, apart from the 4.8. The cider resembled weak apple juice, and although the Hedgerow was decent, it was only served ice cold on a summer day. We had high expectations and have followed the individual’s career closely, but aside from a great bottle opener and prompt delivery, we were unfortunately let down.
Excellent customer service team. I was worried my order was delayed, but they eased my concerns and the parcel arrived as expected. My husband is really enjoying the advent calendar and is impressed by the variety of products. Highly recommend.
This advent calendar is truly a remarkable addition to my life! The 2025 version is fantastic 😀 The cider is delightful (I have a 12-pack chilling for Christmas), the IPA is tasty (also 12 on chill), and the Black is delectable (yes!), with the lager coming in cases of 24 🍻.
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When Jeremy Clarkson launched Hawkstone, he did it with a very clear purpose in mind; to honour the blood sweat and tears of British famers by turning their barley, wheat, apples and botanicals into the world's best beer, cider and spirits.
